Three battles that cannot be won: forcing a Gemini to commit; compelling an Aquarius to change their mind; demanding a Libra pick a side.

Three unpardonable offenses: failing to remember an Aries; offering mild praise to a Leo; boring a Sagittarius.

Three utterances never heard: a Capricorn admitting defeat; a Taurus conceding your point; a Virgo saying, “Yeah, that’s good enough.”

Three great mysteries: the true opinion of a Pisces; the reason that a Cancer is mad at you; a Scorpio’s entire personality.